I was chatting with a few of the people I’ll be meeting up with in Vegas in two days and over the course of the conversation ended up typing “alcohol enema” into Google. It’s really best not to ask why. If you’ve somehow ended up here via Google yourself, you may find this link helpful.
I think I can safely say that is something that will not be happening in Vegas. Even if it stays in Vegas. Although from the sounds of things, I’m not sure I’m even going to remember anything from the trip. Heck, I’ll be lucky if I can find my way back to the airport.
That is so good, I don’t even know what to say. I’ve found a whole new shtick, thanks to you, and bloggers everywhere will forever curse your name, Travis.
I’d just like to point out that I was not the one who broached the subject. I was just the one who came up with the pseudo-scientific explanation of the alcohol being more potent because not being filtered through the liver and simply being absorbed straight into the bloodstream. And when no one called me on that, I decided I should probably look up the real reason. Which was actually pretty similar.
And I’m sure by the end of the weekend I’ll have created many more reasons to curse my name.